I used to date this guy with some pretty MAJOR body issues. Like, I’ve slept with him a few times and haven’t ever seen him naked. Not. Even. Once. He was the skater type. Even on the hottest days he wore jeans, a hoodie skater shoes and a baseball cap. SOMETIMES I’d see him in […]
Month: May 2015
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Mother’s Day Mayhem
On Mother’s Day I got to sleep in, I was served breakfast in bed with freshly squeezed orange juice and there was a vase of fresh picked flowers on the tray. It was amazing and I am totally lying. I’ve gotten to celebrate being a mother for five years now. Most of the years we’ve […]
Rocky
Some of my extended family is pretty eccentric. The particularly odd ones are VERY odd. It took me years to appreciate their uniqueness. When I was fourteen my parents went on their first vacation without us kids and out of the country. They packed their bags and headed to Mexico for what felt like an eternity. […]